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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
Responses: (0) Reply (to this)(main)

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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
Responses: (0) Reply (to this)(main)

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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
Responses: (0) (1) Reply (to this)(main)

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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
Responses: (0) Reply (to this)(main)

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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
Responses: (0) Reply (to this)(main)

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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
Responses: (0) (1) Reply (to this)(main)

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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! everything has been upgraded. Frame has 8.1"/6.8" travel with adj. head angle, 7" travel '04 Super T fork, Pushed Fox Vanilla RC rr shock, all XTR/XT components, Hayes HFX 8" hydro brakes, Truvativ Holzfeller triple cranks w/Heim 3 guide, Sun Singletrack wheels/ w Mobster 2.7 fr tire & Kenda Kolossal 2.6 rr. Race Face diablous seat post/w WTB power v seat, Holzfeller bar, Oury lock on grips. Only 2 very minor scratches, never jumped more than 6ft...too much bike for me and I have too many bikes. Paid $2500 in July '03 brand new, over $1k in upgrades and bike is like new was hardly ridden...asking $2350
Posted by CrzyRidr5 on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! WYJWMNFS
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! This certainly isn't a bike that you've ever owned. Too many good parts on there.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Nice cut and paste. :-P
Posted by CFIT a 34 year old on 01/01/05
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Happy New Year!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes to all for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Posted by JoeTruth on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Without any responsibility implied and off the record; back at you. However, as to the above agreement, I'll have my people get in touch with your people and see if we are comfortable jumping into bed with a project of this magnitude and vision. But then again there is always my Tourette's syndrome defense. So, Happy MF New Year Mr. Upright and walking. Have a gud'n - Gus
Posted by Chainsaw on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I hope you just came across that somewhere and didn't take the time to write all that PC mumbo jumbo.If you did, you need a ride in the worse way and regardless of the damage you would do to a trail you should ride any one of your choice.No one and I mean no one, (this means you,ernie) would hold it against you.
Funny, funny, funny!
Posted by Pain Freak on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Well, aside from the fact that the Winter Solstice is celebrated typically (and in 2004 as well) on December 21st, you're a little late, but thanks anyway. Now, as we venture into your winter solstice celebration as a non-denominational event I must mention that while many religious and even atheist people do celebrate the winter solstice, many call it by a different term. Therefore, I believe your labeling is inappropriate and uncalled for. ;-)

Oh yeah, Happy New Year brah.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 12/31/04
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Re: Happy New Year!!! 05 fight tally- Jefe-1, Dickhead talking shiite and getting in my face-0 Happy New Year biatches.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! At what cost to get the first post of the year?
Happy New Year MoFo's!!! I'll be chugging the G consistently this weekend.
Paz Afuera to all.
Posted by Papisimo on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Actually, I beat him to the "punch" by accident. An hour and 'change' earlier. g
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! It's frightening on how much you simulated Ernie in your late night/early morning, come home drunk as a skunk and get on the computer just to scribble-out a nonsense and an adolescent-like post. Just curious, did the actual brawl take place in the high school gymnasium or did you take the poor sap who was (obviously) trying to impress his 16-year old girlfriend, outside to tango? You, my friend, are an American bad-arss!

Nice!
Posted by JoeTruth on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I see your point on that JT, good call; however, I was not drunk when I posted and the fight was unfortunately necessary. Defending a woman from a violent attackis, I do believe, an admiral endeavor.

Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Damn typo.. (attack is). BTW- tomorrow is my first moto race. I shall take HLD action to a whole new level.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/01/05
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Re: Happy New Year!! GLTY - HNY - BTT(hrottle)
Posted by Chainsaw on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! I was able to obtain a recording of the incident from the same people that brought you the Tommy and Pamela Lee video. I listened to the recording, and have provided a written transcript for your enjoyment:

Jefe: Dude, stay away from that hottie, I've already got her locked for the night.
Dick: No f_ckin way dude, I've already got her digits.
J: Dude, I told you once, now stay the f_ck away dude. I'm warning you.
D: What are you gonna do about it pegasus boy?
J: I'm an ultimate fighting champ, and have 26 black belts, so back the f_ck off dude.
D: You don't scare me scrawny boy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: No dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: I'd like to see you try dude.
J: Don't tempt me dickhead.
D: I am tempting you dick.
J: I'm not kidding dude, I'm gonna kick your ass.
D: Dude, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
J: No, I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.
D: Fer sure I'm gonna kick your ass.
J: Let's take it out side dude, I need room to work, as I warm up my taunt muscles to break you like a tooth pick, and fully utilize my bad ass jujitsu moves.
D: Sounds great wonder boy. Lets do this.
J: First, you have to check me out in my matching black studded collar and bracelets. Lets stand next to my black Dodge, and notice how it coordinates with the shiny new black plastic on my sweet motocross bike.
D: Yeah, now that you mention it, that does look pretty sweet. You've got some great color coordination skills there.
J: Don't try to soften me up dude, I'm gonna kick your ass now.
D: No f_ckin way dude, I'm gonna kick yours.
J: No, I'm gonna kick yours.
D: Better back down pussy boy, I'm gonna beat you like the little bitch that you are.
J: No, you're my bitch.
D: No, you're mine.
J: My bitch.
D: Mine.

Fight finally ensues, with the throng of 16 year olds looking on. Jefe wins, taking home the prize, the 16 1/2 half year old, and the admiration of all onlookers. Sgt. Brown is able to line up the rest of the 15 year olds for the next 6 weeks of dating for Jefe.

You gotta respect a guy like that. No doubt man. If you can bust those, you got my respect.
Posted by BrahMa on 01/02/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! LMAO!

Nah, I've given up dating a whole bunch of women who are 13-15 years younger than me and I've settled on just one...and she's only 9 years younger. I'm hanging up my pimp belt to give this whole monogamy thing a try.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! You're a pimply 13, so that makes her.....I just can't....it's too disgusting to think of.
Posted by GhostRider a 31 year old on 01/03/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! Good one brah. That's pretty much how I envisioned the whole pre-brawl. I'd bet we're pretty damn close, right Jiffy “bad-arss American” pop?

Posted by JoeTruth on 01/04/05
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Re: Happy New Year!!! That's not it at all, but his script is entertaining.
Posted by El Jefe a 35 year old on 01/04/05

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